Suburban Women Sex Partners

[Mandy]

quote:Originally posted by ms.pit

ms.pit, what I don't do is tell women I'm all these things (intelligent, witty, etc.). I let them discover it on their own. Nobody digs a bragard.

I didn't think you stayed with them long enough to even find these things out?!

I think he's gone one night and one morning worth of charm... that's why he only goes after a girl once... He's got to find a woman that has a serious memory problem.... (50 first dates)

[Mandy]

quote:Originally posted by Carrie
 oh my. but he can't cum?

He can cum... inhibited ejaculation is what it's called... He comes a lot...

[supersize me]

seriously, if i couldn't cum in under 2 hrs i think i'd just give up ... be like "f*** it, i'm gonna go do something else now..."

[Silent Hill Nurse]

Fornicator, do you look like this in real life?

[Mandy]

quote:Originally posted by supersize me

seriously, if i couldn't cum in under 2 hrs i think i'd just give up ... be like "f*** it, i'm gonna go do something else now..."

That's what I said... but he enjoys it so I don't say anything... I'm just there to help the guy out...

[Carrie]

quote:Originally posted by Mandy#13;#10;

quote:Originally posted by Carrie#13;#10; oh my. but he can't cum?#13;#10;

He can cum... inhibited ejaculation is what it's called... He comes a lot...#13;#10;

Interesting, never heard of that.#13;#10;#13;#10;The most common causes for delayed ejaculation are psychological. Common psychological causes include:#13;#10;#13;#10;    * A strict religious background causing the person to view sex as sinful#13;#10;    * Lack of attraction for a partner#13;#10;    * Conditioning caused by unique or atypical masturbation patterns#13;#10;    * Traumatic events (such as being discovered in masturbation or illicit sex, or learning one's partner is having an affair)#13;#10;#13;#10;Some factors, such as anger toward the partner, may be involved.#13;#10;#13;#10;Other causes:#13;#10;#13;#10;    * Certain drugs (such as prozac, mellaril, and guanethidine)#13;#10;    * Neurological disease such as strokes or nerve damage to the spinal cord or back#13;#10;

[Mandy]

LOL SHN... I bet he looks at himself in the mirror while he's with a girl if he looks like that...

[ms.pit]

OMG SHN...have you seen the commercial where that dude (forgot his name cause he is a dork) and some lady are riding in a boat down a canal and they go under a bridge and she looks up and it is some old hairy man?  what a friggin hoot....(sh-sh-sh- what is his name again?)
OH YES FABIO!  LOL...fantabulous!

[Silent Hill Nurse]

Yeah, I've seen that commercial a few times... lol!!

[Mandy]

I musta missed that commercial.

[Silent Hill Nurse]

I'm taking my kid out for lunch today... chat with ya'll later!
*waves*

[8D]

[ms.pit]

oh Mandy...You don't know what you missed then LOL...I heard...*pssst* it was actually SHN that was travelling with him..and when they went under the bridge and the cameras shut off...she actually cut his jugular and drank from the fountain.

[ms.pit]

*waves* save me some too SHN!

[Fornicator]

Mandy, I've been with a lot of women and the only times I've had trouble coming have been when I was too drunk or the woman's pussy was stretched and too big.

Sometimes, especially with women who've had children, it's like trying to make it with a large paper bag.

Did he have this problem in the past?

[supersize me]

^ he gets drunk, but i don't think he had any kids

[ms.pit]

Wow...with kegal excercises or lots and lots of orgasms..ladies who seem to have been damaged by child birth can have that tightsqueezin feelin again..LOL.  I have heard some men refer to some women as buckets of water...never heard about the paper bag one though LOL

[neptune]

will you be practising your namesake this evening fornicator?

[Carrie]

I read that you can get it tightened up surgically if its a problem.

[Fornicator]

I'm not sure neptune. I'm trying to get the place ready for the big orgy this weekend. I could probably use the rest anyway.

It's always good to come into an orgy fully loaded.

[supersize me]

quote:Originally posted by ms.pit

Wow...with kegal excercises or lots and lots of orgasms..ladies who seem to have been damaged by child birth can have that tightsqueezin feelin again..LOL.  I have heard some men refer to some women as buckets of water...never heard about the paper bag one though LOL

i preffer the "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" analogy [8D]

[Fornicator]

Nice one, supersize.

But seriously, if I was going for hours on end and couldn't come I'd be looking into seeking medical treatment or finding a new woman--something is obviously wrong phsyically/psychologically or with the sexual chemistry.

[supersize me]

^

maybe just try it the manual prostate stimulation way [][] like in that movie Roadtrip [] lmao!

[Monique]

quote:Originally posted by supersize me

quote:Originally posted by ms.pit

Wow...with kegal excercises or lots and lots of orgasms..ladies who seem to have been damaged by child birth can have that tightsqueezin feelin again..LOL.  I have heard some men refer to some women as buckets of water...never heard about the paper bag one though LOL

i preffer the "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" analogy [8D]

You're the size of a hot dog wiener? That is sad. []

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[ms.pit]

TEEHEE monique...and that is saying that he does hallways too!

[Mandy]

quote:Originally posted by supersize me

^ he gets drunk, but i don't think he had any kids

I'm not sure if you're answering for me but Yes... He's always had that problem... Told me he didn't masturbate when he was a kid because it took too long... And yes he's quite big.. no problems with me having had children.. And that was rude Fornicator... You know women get all stitched up again and after the healing is done it's like new...