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Fornicator
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« Reply #50 on: August 30, 2007, 02:08:16 pm »
I am above average looking with a good body so women certainly don't cringe when they see me. I also have impeccable taste in clothing and I'm always well-groomed.

But I think the key is my personality and confidence. A lot of guys seem to get nervous around women but I've never had a problem chatting up any of them. I'm pretty nice (a bit of a wild man sometimes), I'm educated, well-spoken, interesting and I have a great sense of humour.

I'm also humble and would never say any of these things in person.
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ms.pit
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« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2007, 02:08:58 pm »
Charming pics dear Mandy...and yes...bone marrow is all I need for white teeth too!
*high five* SSM!
*sighs* still da nibbles for da monique
Forn..play on maestro..play on!
Lou..please don't cry...not very becoming of a funny soul such as yourself!
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« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2007, 02:09:40 pm »
teehee...Forn..that makes you a whimp!  Scaredy Pants?
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« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2007, 02:10:57 pm »
OH...and SHN...you could cut me up in front of the wonderful house down in New Orleans..the one where the author lives?!
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« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2007, 02:11:30 pm »
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Originally posted by Mandy

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Originally posted by lou-Sepher

How does he get his teeth so white?
Bone marrow.

Dang, such beautiful white teeth!
I'm going to increase the bone marrow in my diet bigtime!
Anyone wanna let me chew on their femur?
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Carrie
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« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2007, 02:11:33 pm »
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Originally posted by Silent Hill Nurse#13;#10;
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Originally posted by Carrie#13;#10;
Fornicator, your outrageous sexual scenarios are making everyone wonder what you are really like, as in, for real! Would we be surprised if we saw you? Or are you really hawt? [Wink]#13;#10;
#13;#10;#13;#10;He's a cyborg!  Sex cyborg says I!!!#13;#10;which means, he probably IS quite hawt... heh!#13;#10;
Hawt and with plastic parts....shiny.
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Fornicator
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« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2007, 02:13:54 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

With oysters and Spanish Fly on the side?
How bout a biscotti?

I woulda used Funky Cold Medina rather than spanish fly... that makes you sound like a cheezy old man.



Only if biscotti puts you in the mood to work out.

Have you ever had a Funky Cold Medina? I knew a girl who always ordered them at the bar. Vodka, Southern Comfort, Blue Curacao, and cranberry juice (I believe). I would be willing to pay for several of these.
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« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2007, 02:14:59 pm »
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teehee...Forn..that makes you a whimp!  Scaredy Pants?


What makes me a wimp? I don't think I follow....
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« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2007, 02:15:26 pm »
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Originally posted by ms.pit

OH...and SHN...you could cut me up in front of the wonderful house down in New Orleans..the one where the author lives?!


Anne Rice's house hee!  An excellent selection indeed!
And of course she wouldn't mind blood n' gore on her front lawn!

Like that pic?  I was 5-months pregnant at that time...
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« Reply #59 on: August 30, 2007, 02:15:31 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

Only if biscotti puts you in the mood to work out.

Have you ever had a Funky Cold Medina? I knew a girl who always ordered them at the bar. Vodka, Southern Comfort, Blue Curacao, and cranberry juice (I believe). I would be willing to pay for several of these.
I've never had one... and I don't plan on going anywhere with you to get one... But the tea and biscotti is always good...
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Fornicator
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« Reply #60 on: August 30, 2007, 02:17:40 pm »
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Originally posted by Mandy

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Originally posted by Fornicator

Only if biscotti puts you in the mood to work out.

Have you ever had a Funky Cold Medina? I knew a girl who always ordered them at the bar. Vodka, Southern Comfort, Blue Curacao, and cranberry juice (I believe). I would be willing to pay for several of these.
I've never had one... and I don't plan on going anywhere with you to get one... But the tea and biscotti is always good...


There's nothing wrong with relaxing and feeling good. Don't you want to feel good? [Smiley]
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Mandy
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« Reply #61 on: August 30, 2007, 02:18:27 pm »
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There's nothing wrong with relaxing and feeling good. Don't you want to feel good? [Smiley]
Oh I will do that with my boyfriend... you don't seem to get that... I'm not a cheater... I don't like cheaters...
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« Reply #62 on: August 30, 2007, 02:19:07 pm »
You are a whimpy whimp Forn...cause you won't admit to the things in your head in person.
No SHN...couldn't even tell you were prego's...the size of the house blocks out EVERYTHING!  Even the pitbulls that ought to be patrolling the yard!
I would try a Funky Cold Medina...only if I was drinking with Mandy, Tasha, Monique, SHN, Lise...blah blah blah...LOL
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« Reply #63 on: August 30, 2007, 02:19:22 pm »
You are only cheating yourself, Mandy.
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« Reply #64 on: August 30, 2007, 02:19:49 pm »
Hey is Fornicator buying biscotti for every woman on DATW for reading his bull sh-. [Cheesy]
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« Reply #65 on: August 30, 2007, 02:21:15 pm »
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You are only cheating yourself, Mandy.
Nothing is broken in my relationship so I don't go looking for trouble...
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« Reply #66 on: August 30, 2007, 02:21:26 pm »
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You are a whimpy whimp Forn...cause you won't admit to the things in your head in person.
No SHN...couldn't even tell you were prego's...the size of the house blocks out EVERYTHING!  Even the pitbulls that ought to be patrolling the yard!
I would try a Funky Cold Medina...only if I was drinking with Mandy, Tasha, Monique, SHN, Lise...blah blah blah...LOL


ms.pit, what I don't do is tell women I'm all these things (intelligent, witty, etc.). I let them discover it on their own. Nobody digs a bragard.
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Mandy
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« Reply #67 on: August 30, 2007, 02:22:46 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator


ms.pit, what I don't do is tell women I'm all these things (intelligent, witty, etc.). I let them discover it on their own. Nobody digs a bragard.
Why do you tell us then?
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« Reply #68 on: August 30, 2007, 02:22:59 pm »
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Originally posted by Mandy

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Originally posted by Fornicator

You are only cheating yourself, Mandy.
Nothing is broken in my relationship so I don't go looking for trouble...


The only trouble is once women have been with me and had their sexual standards and expectations raised several notches their relationships look rather mundane and predictable.
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« Reply #69 on: August 30, 2007, 02:23:12 pm »
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Originally posted by Mandy

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Originally posted by Fornicator


ms.pit, what I don't do is tell women I'm all these things (intelligent, witty, etc.). I let them discover it on their own. Nobody digs a bragard.
Why do you tell us then?


LMAO
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Fornicator
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« Reply #70 on: August 30, 2007, 02:23:35 pm »
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Originally posted by Mandy

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Originally posted by Fornicator


ms.pit, what I don't do is tell women I'm all these things (intelligent, witty, etc.). I let them discover it on their own. Nobody digs a bragard.
Why do you tell us then?


To give hope to everyone.
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ms.pit
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« Reply #71 on: August 30, 2007, 02:24:59 pm »
ms.pit, what I don't do is tell women I'm all these things (intelligent, witty, etc.). I let them discover it on their own. Nobody digs a bragard.

I didn't think you stayed with them long enough to even find these things out?!
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Mandy
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« Reply #72 on: August 30, 2007, 02:25:41 pm »
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The only trouble is once women have been with me and had their sexual standards and expectations raised several notches their relationships look rather mundane and predictable.
I hardly think you can compare to my boyfriend... he can f*** for hours on end... he's quite a bit bigger than you... and he's not full of himself...
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« Reply #73 on: August 30, 2007, 02:26:37 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

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Originally posted by Mandy

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Originally posted by Fornicator

You are only cheating yourself, Mandy.
Nothing is broken in my relationship so I don't go looking for trouble...


The only trouble is once women have been with me and had their sexual standards and expectations raised several notches their relationships look rather mundane and predictable.

LMFAO You are a character! Does anyone have a pin to pop his fat head? [Cheesy]
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Carrie
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« Reply #74 on: August 30, 2007, 02:27:09 pm »
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Originally posted by Mandy#13;#10;
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Originally posted by Fornicator#13;#10;#13;#10;The only trouble is once women have been with me and had their sexual standards and expectations raised several notches their relationships look rather mundane and predictable.#13;#10;
I hardly think you can compare to my boyfriend... he can f*** for hours on end... he's quite a bit bigger than you... and he's not full of himself...#13;#10;
oh my. but he can't cum?
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